Bob traveled back to Texas yesterday so he had no idea his handsome mug was gracing Yahoo’s home page…what a coo! But, as many of us know, you just can’t believe everything you read these days, the media is so biased. For the E! (as in Elf) True Hollywood Story, read on, for an in depth look beyond the headlines…..
Little did Bob know that the elven community had gathered, with deep concern, about his hoo-raw in The Big Easy. Bob’s friend Twink, took it hard, and called in the Big SC and his cronies in for an intervention.
Well Bob, if you wonna play, you gotta pay. It was time to face the music. And I’m not talking jingle bells.
Bob was shocked that a little fun turned in to this….an intervention?! rehab?! DR. DREW?!?!
Bob is a clever one, always on his toes, ready for anything.
Santa and his cronies are shocked with such rebellion.
Elves are little, but they have good aim, Bob hollers…..”I aint talkin to no stinkin’ Dr. Drew!!!” and hits a bullseye.
RETREAT!!!!! RETREAT!!!!!
Bob quickly uses all his ammo and realizes he’s outnumbered….Promises Rehab may be in his future after all….
Unwilling to accept defeat, and the 12 step program, Bob pulls out the big guns.
VICTORY!!!!!!!!
Santa and his cronies scurry back to the North Pole and vow to dodge news reporters until December 26th. Oh the shame. And Bob has returned to his safe little shelf content with his headache, fuzzy memories of the Big Easy and dreams of being the grand marshal of Mardi Gras 2009.
ps. my mother is insisting I tell everyone that Taryn did not find Bob hovering the commode, she found him fishing =)
pps. i think its pretty safe to assume the adults are having more fun with Bob and Twink than the kiddos?
ppps. go check out Michele’s blog a few photos I took of her and Amerlyn, oh and a few of Teagan too!
pppps. check back later today for some real blogging and a newborn sneak peek!
This back & forth between Bob & Twink is hilarious! =)
You have made my horrible day a little bit brighter with your stories about Bob.
this totally takes the cake!!!
LOL! Bob’s story is so fascinating! Hi*freaking*larious!
your creativity with this astounds me! I love it !
This stuff is cracking me up!!! Thanks for making me laugh!!
A lurker coming out to say… this is absolutely hilarious!! TOOOO funny.
I WILL Have an elf on the shelf next year! You two have made it look like so much fun! I even drug my mom online just to see the “elf war” going on.
Too cute! You make me want to do it with my kids next year. Did you know Elf has a Facebook following? Check it out.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Elf-on-the-Shelf/81229915524?ref=mf
wow, lyndsay … bob is having way more fun (twink, too) than happy the elf in our house … he too is an e! on the shelf but he’s only been popping up in various places around the house, checking on my almost 3 yr. old daughter, and reporting back to the north pole each night. maybe next year, he, too will get into all sorts of trouble, i mean, fun! this has been a blast to follow … i hope the kiddos are having fun with it too! and if you ever decide to leave children’s photography, i think you have a future with the elves! great photos! merry christmas!
This is so fun and funny and I love the skinny little elf – tee hee! The photography is wonderful. I really enjoyed this. I have done a few of these sorts of photo stories with “dolls” – they are fun!
See you soon – Kellan
oh you make me laught so hard. great
Hahahahahahaha. Oh, this is hilarious, Lyndsay! Bob is too funny! I’d say we’d get an elf for next year too, but I don’t know that an elf would have as much fun at our house as Bob is having at yours!
So. Darn. Funny. Really – made me laugh a lot. So I have a very silly question – are Bob’s arms and legs poseable? We recently got an Elf and ours are not poseable – just limp! Curious …. thanks! 🙂
I was just laughing out loud. This made my night!
I can’t compete with that…especially while suffering from newborn mommy brain. That pic of him flying backward totally made me snort!!!!!