Ever.
Quiet = Bad
Quiet = Up to no good
Quiet = Brace Yourself
Never. Ever. Ever.
Our house was a little busy this morning because I had to get 3 kids
up and out in time for Teagan’s 4 month checkup at the pediatrician.
Ty and I were in my bedroom this morning, I had just finished nursing
Teagan and walked in there to sit on the bed to burp him. Ty and I
were cooing with Teagan and just chatting. I asked in passing what
Taryn was doing, because it was quiet. (Clue #1) Ty said "Oh, she’s
fine, she’s in the living room watching cartoons." I continued to burp
Teagan for another few minutes and then got up to go check on
aforementioned two year old. Yes, she was indeed watching cartoons in
the living room. On my way in I noticed the step stool next to the
kitchen bar area leading into the living room. (Random placement of
step stools is bad. Clue #2). As I enter the living room I see
Taryn’s head pop up from the other side of the couch and she says "I’m
not doing nuthin". Clue #3, toddler denial is always an admission of
guilt.
Exhibit A:
Notice the connect the "dots" and the ever popular circles around
the belly button. Nice huh? And how she managed this, I have no
idea….
I think in between the toes was a pretty nice touch too.
She looks amused in that last one doesn’t she? Well, Mommy was not
amused. At all. We had a quick bath and scrubbing before trying to
head out of the house and "most" of it came off. But the water
instantly turned murky brown when I plopped her down into the tub.
This week, body art. Last week, she got into Teagan’s bath stuff
that was left out in his room and dumped an entire bottle of baby
shampoo onto the carpet in the doorway. We’ve just recovered from that
after hours of steam cleaning to get it all out. Fun times.
Is it wrong of me to laugh??? I have made a few observations:
* She is obviously right handed…..
* She didn’t write on her face 🙂
* She is very limber to be able to make a line all the way
around her back :}
* If you couldn’t find her shoes, no one would notice!
* You were not mad enough to forget to capture the moment!
Is it EVER boring at your house???????????????
That is SOOOO bad, but so funny at the same time. I’m amused that she took her shirt off to draw all over her chest and tummy instead of just drawing on her arms.
Be thankful that she drew on HERSELF and not on anything else. When you first mentioned Taryn and markers, I had this horrible image of one of your beautiful canvases with toddler graffiti all over it.
LoL. Gosh, I can laugh because it’s not me! But it’s been me… many times. The most memorable was when Pacey decided to treat one of my stamping pads as a teething ring. omgosh… he had green drool from top to bottom – lucky it was non toxic.
And yes, she looks highly amused in the last shot.
Is it wrong of me to laugh??? I have made a few observations:
* She is obviously right handed…..
* She didn’t write on her face 🙂
* She is very limber to be able to make a line all the way
around her back :}
* If you couldn’t find her shoes, no one would notice!
* You were not mad enough to forget to capture the moment!
Is it EVER boring at your house???????????????
This is hilarious! As soon as I saw the title, I knew it was going to be good as I have a 2 year old myself. I love the “I’m not doin’ nothin”…right there I could think of 10 things my own little guy has done before those words are spoken. I wouldn’t have been able to take the pictures, I would’ve had to hide myself to laugh;) Life with 2 year olds is never boring!! Hope it all comes off:)
i am sorry, but that is hilarious!! I thought she had brown socks on at first!! Too funny!
i’m trying not to laugh but failing. That is too freaking hilarious!!! Her facial expressions especially are a nice touch to the whole situation!! The first one on her tummy looks kind of Picasso-esque a little no? She’s an artist in the making…..???
Mike says the title of this post should be, “What can BROWN do for you?” 😛