Captain’s Log Quarantine Day #7638: We are all losing our minds up in here. Patience is gone. Snacks are gone. Someone bought my 3 year old a toy that makes noise. Kids haven’t left the house in I don’t even know how many weeks and I feel that every second of every day with every cell in my body. In an attempt to regain any sanity, I’ve planned to take them for a drive later. The best part will be strapping the 3 and 7 year old in. We wrote out a scavenger hunt of things to look for. They added “poop” and I DO NOT EVEN CARE. I will scavenger hunt for poop, just get me out of here.